So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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