there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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