PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my sisters under your porch take her home
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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