Do you still have your period?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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