turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
