But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
