Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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