Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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