have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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