the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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