so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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