Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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