i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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