So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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