this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
