i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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