And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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