whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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