Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he thought i was a dude.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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