so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
