Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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