Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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