Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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