We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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