it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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