What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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