In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He shit in the fireplace
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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