yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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