That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
