It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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