Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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