Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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