and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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