quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You don't make any sense
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