In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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