after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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