Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Randomize
