my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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