is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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