You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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