I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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