shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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