STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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