i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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