My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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