in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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