ugly people sure do ruin things
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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