I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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