wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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