i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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