As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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