your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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