Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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