Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
too bad you live with your parents still
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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