How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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